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My Speech professor told me (I added the zodiac and musical notes): Pathos = emotion (Cancer = B), Ethos = credibility (Capricorn = F), Logos = logic (Aquarius = F#), he said if you don't have the Phd in your topic, use Quotes. Some people go by Pathos alone. (The F and B must resolve to F# and Logic is where its at, my main point, not emotion)
ARCHURE's FAMOUS QUOTATIONS: Scroll Down
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"I told you so" -Archure aka Will Chris Holley
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"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here" -Ehrmann
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The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem" ~Captain Jack Sparrow
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Things have never been more like the way they are today in history -Eisenhower
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Well, I would--if they realized that we--again if--we led them back to that stalemate only because that our retaliatory power, our seconds, or strike at them after our first strike, would be so destructive that they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off -Ronald Reagan when asked if nuclear war could be limited to tactical weapons
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We dont really care if they like us or not, we just want to be respected -Ronald Reagan
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"We've climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it's a valley of peace" -George W. Bush
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The State is made for Mankind, not mankind for the state -Einstein
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I can find little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash -Sigmund Freud
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John Gardners Law: 87% of all people in all professions are incompetent
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90% of everything is crap -Theodore Sturgeon
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation -Munro
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Any fool can make a rule -Thoreau
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. -Sartre
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it -John Raper
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We all have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others -La Rochefoucauld
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The computer is down, I hope its something serious -Stanton Delaplane
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You gotta live somewhere; motto for Cleveland, by Jimmy Brogan
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What died; motto for New Jersey, suggested by Steven Wright
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Fortune Cookie Say: You appeal to a small select group of confused people
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Fortune Cookie Say: Ignore previous fortune cookie
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Old Chinese Saying: Chinese kitchen, have rice on floor
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died -Richard Diran
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. -Sartre
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it -John Raper
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Any fool can make a rule -Thoreau
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it -Max Frisch
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I'm trying to arrange my life so that I don't even have to be present -author?
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Obama so loved the poor, he made millions more ~facebook post
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods -Albert Einstein
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14th Dalai Lama: "Given the scale of life in the cosmos, one human life is no more than a tiny blip. Each one of us is a just visitor to this planet, a guest, who will only stay for a limited time. What greater folly could there be than to spend this short time alone, unhappy or in conflict with our companions? Far better, surely, to use our short time here in living a meaningful life, enriched by our sense of connection with others and being of service to them."
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In order to Satisfy one Human stomach, so many lives are Taken away. We Must Promote Vegetarianism. It's Extremely Important. -Dalai Lama XIV
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Dalai Lama: "At a fundamental level, as human beings, we are all the same; each one of us aspires to happiness and each one of us does not wish to suffer. This is why, whenever I have the opportunity, I try to draw people's attention to what as members of the human family we have in common and the deeply interconnected nature of our existence and welfare."
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The lessons we have begun to learn make me hopeful, that human beings will become friendlier, more harmonious, less harmful. Compassion and the seeds of peace will be able to flourish. At the same time, every individual is responsible to help guide our global family in the right direction. Good wishes alone are not enough; we have to take responsibility. Large human movements spring from individual human initiatives -Dalai Lama
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When we face problems or disagreements today, we have to arrive at solutions through dialogue. Dialogue is the only appropriate method. One-sided victory is no longer acceptable. We must work to resolve conflicts in a spirit of reconciliation, always keeping others' interests in mind. -Dalai Lama
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, its the only thing that ever has.-Margaret Mead
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I am not here to teach you but to love you. Love itself will teach you all that you need to know. -Gurudev
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I can find little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash -Sigmund Freud
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John Gardners Law: 87% of all people in all professions are incompetent
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90% of everything is crap -Theodore Sturgeon
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation -Munro
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All I want for X-mas is for u to get The Clap! (u know who u r) : ) @Facebook
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If you should be not forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing -Ben Franklin
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds -Albert Einstein
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Well, I would--if they realized that we--again if--we led them back to that stalemate only because that our retaliatory power, our seconds, or strike at them after our first strike, would be so destructive that they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off -Ronald Reagan when asked if nuclear war could be limited to tactical weapons
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We dont really care if they like us or not, we just want to be respected -Ronald Reagan
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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something -Last words of Pancho Villa
Pancho Villa did not die on the battlefield, he was gunned down in a car in the city of Parral, Chihuahua, Mexico, on July 20, 1923. as per Wikipedia
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. -Woody Allen
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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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We thought, I was Told, that he had stockpiles -George W. Bush Jr.
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Aggression is defeated, the war is over -Bush Sr
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Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed -I.F. Stone
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Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth -Albert Einstein
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"I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look, wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build, I'll be there, too." -Tom Joad "Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck (published 1939) about The Great Depression of the 1930's. Pulitzer Prize in 1940 and the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962; and John Ford film 1940 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2JR3FmvVAw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grapes_of_Wrath_(film)
http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/literature/laureates/1962/#
In September 1964, Steinbeck was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Lyndon B. Johnson (less than a year after the Coup d'état) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Steinbeck#Nobel_Prize

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The State is made for Mankind, not mankind for the state -Einstein
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http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/index.shtml#a25
Article 25. (1) Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control.
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli -George Bush Sr
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People who eat 3 Chocolate bars per month have a 30% better survival rate than those who consume no chocolate at all, while those who consume lots of chocolate have only a 16% better survival rate than those who don't have any -Paula Francis CBS TV Newscaster Las Vegas
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When we talk to God, we're praying; but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic -Lily Tomlin
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God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place -McCoughhey
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God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God. - anonymous, found written in subway
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Free at last, free at last; great God almighty, free at last -Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency -McCarthy
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I fear for my country when I reflect that God is Just -Jefferson
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Hang up and Drive -Bumper Sticker
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My child was escapee of the month from San Quentin -Bumper Sticker with a picture of a Shark
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I love my country but fear the government -Bumper Sticker
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Variety is the spice of life 
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Clothes make the man 
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Lack of clothes makes the woman -Archure
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Thin is in, always has been 
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Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it -W.C. Fields
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I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver -Phil Harris is what it says officially, but I think I recall hearing Richard Harris say it on a talk show years ago, I think its time to get this straight, anyone know?
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Gas Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free -Nobody (who always carried a joint anyway)
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Nobody drives my car, Nobody messes with my girlfriend, and Nobody gets in here for free. -(Nobody's favorite quotation)
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Your Nobody, till Somebody loves you (why "Nobody" is afraid of "Somebody", even if he thinks shes cute)
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Monkey See, Monkey Do (The basis for Las Vegas, if one person pours money into a slot machine, others will too) 
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The State is made for Mankind, not mankind for the state -Einstein 
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Einstein's wisdom reapplied = Business is a function of humanity, not humanity a function of business -Archure (Business is social, but all too often slips into evil elements, watch your karma) 

What goes around, comes around -Universal
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If you want anything done right, you'll have to do it your self
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Business should not supersede humanity -Chris Holley
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For those that come to this Happy Place, Welcome -Walt Disney opening day of Disneyland 
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If you could put Buddha, Jesus, Krishna, and Mohamed, all in the same room together, they would probably be much in agreement, it is their followers who disagree -Archure 
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United Nations "Universal Declaration of Human Rights" 1948 (International Law for everyone)
Article 18.
Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance
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And I Quote..... "Five hundred Thousand people were convicted of witchcraft and burned to death in Europe between the fifteenth and seventeenth centuries Their crimes: a pact with the Devil; journeys through the air over vast distances mounted on broomsticks; unlawful assembly at sabats; worship of the Devil; kissing the Devil under the tail; copulation with incubi, male devils equipped with ice-cold penises; copulation with succubi, female devils. Other mundane charges were often added: killing the neighbors's cow; causing hailstorms; ruining the crops; stealing and eating babies. But many a witch was executed for no crime other than flying through the air to attend a sabbat". -Cows, Pigs, Wars, and Witches (pg 207...) by famous Anthropologist Marvin Harris (this book is on the reading list for all Anthropology majors)
http://www.archure.net/psychology/500000witches
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When something good happens it's a miracle and you should wonder what God is saving up for you later -Brickman
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The difference between Los Angeles and Yogurt is that Yogurt has an active, living culture -author unkown
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea, but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee -Abe Lincoln ~.~.~.~.~.~
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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like -Abe Lincoln
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Things have never been more like the way they are today in history -Eisenhower
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair -Johnny Carson
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A closed mouth gathers no feet -?
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Be good, every moment of your karma counts upon it -ARCHURE
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If you know how to drive a car, then you're way smarter than the idiot you pretend to be, who are you trying to fool? -Archure
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"If there is any sanity in the world, it is at the Colleges and Universities (more specifically in the Anthropology dept)" -ARCHURE
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Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end -Moody Blues
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Your karma is your karma man -Archure
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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty -Nancy Reagan
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"Who's Virginia?" -Rose Kennedy when asked why her daughter-in-law Joan lived in Boston while her son Ted lived in Virginia
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"No" President Jimmy Carter's daughter Amy when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America (apparently she was told to "Just say No", the anti-drug slogan)
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Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar... He's one of the few in history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides -Truman
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I would have made a good Pope -Nixon
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What this country needs is more unemployed politicians -Langley
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless -Chamfort
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The world is proof that God is a committee -Stokes
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy next to me -Woody Allen
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies -Woddy Allen
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names -JFK
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I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them -J Hoffa
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Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth -Disraeli
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up -Lehrer
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A man is as young as the woman he feels -?
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You just gotta save Christianity, Richard! You gotta! -Loretta Young to Richard the Lionhearted in the movie The Crusades 1935
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or day-time television -author?
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Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives -Abba Eban
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What luck for rulers that men do not think -Hitler
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In America, anyone can become President. Thats one of the risks you take -Adlai Stevenson
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber -Plato
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong -Voltire
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If you tell the truth you dont have to remember anything -Mark Twain
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I've found that the best way to give advice to my children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it -HS Truman
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Wish not so much to live long as to live well -Franklin
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We choose to go to the Moon; not because it is easy, but because it is hard -JFK
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Winter is natures way of saying "Up yours" -Robert Byrne
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California isn't my country anymore, and it wont be, until I am dead, it makes me very sad -John Steinbeck, native Californian, upon moving back to Monterey where he was shunned and moved away, never to call California home again
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What an artist the world is loosing -Nero, ending his own life after being declared an enemy of the Roman Empire
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You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation -Judge Judy
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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States, ask any Indian -Robert Orben
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years, the dirt doesn't get any worse -Quentin Crisp
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If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train -Robert Lowell
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I'm not sure I've even got the brains to be President -Barry Goldwater 1964
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Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House -JFK 1960
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him -Jim Samuels
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If you want to make it in show business, get the hell out of Oregon -Sophie Tucker to Johnnie Ray
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Hollywood is a place where they put you under contract instead of under observation -Walter Winchell
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars" -Johnny Carson
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France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper -Billy Wilder
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We're all in this alone -Lily Tomlin
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience, most of them are trash -Freud
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Where do you go to get anorexia? -Shelley Winters
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The best way to keep one's word is not to give it -Napoleon
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning -Aristotle Onassis
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The wages of sin are unreported -author?
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, shes a tramp -Joan Rivers
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once -?
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I never know how much of what I say is true -Bete Midler
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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always depend upon the support of Paul -George Bernard Shaw
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When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were -JFK
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We live on the same planet, we breathe the same air, and we are all mortal -JFK at the end of the Cuban Missile Crisis
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There is no glory in war, there is only tragedy, there is only death -Nam Vet
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A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. -Napoleon Bonaparte
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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. -Mother Teresa
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For it isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. -Eleanor Roosevelt
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We are what we pretend to be -Vonnegut
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Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae -Vonnegut
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I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me. -Max Reger
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Sir, I have studied it, you have not -Isaac Newton, Scientist & Astrologer (190 IQ) said in defense of astrology to disbeliever in Halley (comet discoverer) But was Newton really an astrologer? There is some controversy over the question, more about it at http://archure.net/science/newton.html
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"The human brain hasnt changed much in the past million years" -Desmond Morris (the ramifications of this are endless, people in the days of the construction of the pyramids and before, were just as smart as people are today, they are just not around to stand up to all who think that only since "our generation" has man become intelligent)
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Today's youth are in rebellion, society is crumbling, it appears to be the fall of mankind (approximate quote) -Plato (?) 400 BC
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He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender -sign in auto repair shop
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women -Sylvia (Nicole Hollander)
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There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it -Lily Tomlin
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Love is the crocodile on the river of desire -Bhartrihari (ca. 625)
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If women didn't have a vagina I wouldn't talk with them -Howard Stern
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along -author?
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The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time -George Bernard Shaw (famous vegetarian)
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
"When about 16 Years of Age, I happen'd to meet with a Book written by one Tryon, recommending a Vegetable Diet. I determined to go into it.... My refusing to eat Flesh occasioned an inconveniency, and I was frequently chid for my singularity...."
-BEN FRANKLIN Chapter 1 "The Autobiography" E302.6F7A2 available in most libraries and bookstores and college bookstores
ONLINE VERSION also available (now more directly at) http://www.earlyamerica.com/lives/franklin/chapt1/index.html a bit further than 3/4 of the page down. Select Chapter 1, and search for word "Tryon" or "vegetable" (find option will not work on this page with some browsers, you may have to look visually). Note: The word "Flesh" is capitalized in the Vintage Press version, but not in some other publications.

WAS FRANKLIN REALLY A VEGETARIAN? HOW LONG?
http://www.archure.net/salus/franklinveg.html
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FAMOUS VEGETARIAN QUOTES
http://archure.net/salus/vegquotes.html
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VEGETARIAN INFO
http://archure.net/salus/vegetarian.html
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    "Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages." - Thomas Jefferson, 3rd U.S. President
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If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. -Paul McCartney
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Dr. Albert Hofmann, on the occasion of celebrating the 50th anniversary of his famous bicycle ride: "You, my dear friends, and millions all over the world who now commemorate the 50th birthday of ergot's child, we all testify gratefully that we got valuable help on the way to what Aldous Huxley said is the end and the ultimate purpose of human life--enlightenment, beatific vision, love. I think all these joyful testimonies of invaluable help by LSD should be enough to convince the health authorities, finally, of the nonsense of the prohibition of LSD and of similar psychedelics."
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Turn on, Tune in, and Drop out -Tim Leary (ousted Harvard Psych professor)
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I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University -William F Buckley Jr.
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Reality is for people who cant cope with drugs -Lily Tomlin
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When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts -Steven Pearl? or Steven Wright?

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I see the world in very fluid, contradictory, emerging, interconnected terms, and with that kind of circuitry I just don't feel the need to say what is going to happen or will not -CA Gov Jerry Brown (Jr?)
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"Transcendence is a function of the psychological id" -ARCHURE
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MANY OF THESE QUOTES (but not all) can be found in "1,911 Best things anybody ever said" by Robert Byrne (the first night i got this book, i nearly died laughing -Chris Holley)
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, its the only thing that ever has.-Margaret Mead
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Oppression stems from Aggression, the worlds number one solvable problem -Archure (aka Chris Holley)
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Life is not a dress rehearsal, you only go around once -Judge Judy
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Life can be heaven or heck, depending on what you do with it -Chris Holley
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You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here" -Ehrmann
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Gandhi visited the USA, a reporter asked Gandhi what he thought of Western Civilization; Gandhi replied "It sounds like a good idea to me"
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If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants -Newton
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If I have seen further, it is because I have had a few -Chris Holley
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I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it -Woody Allen
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There is more to life than increasing its speed -Mahatma Gandhi
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If theyre not going to listen to Ben Franklin (vegetarian, age 16, from The Autobiography) and Albert Einstein (vegetarian and anti-war pacifist); then who is going to listen to me
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PEACE QUOTES
Peace Quotations
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Bush Jr Quotations
http://archure.net/liberty/BushJr.html
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VEGETARIAN QUOTES
http://archure.net/salus/vegquotes.html
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